Troubles in Town
Written by Hunter-Chameleon (Quint)
(Shortly after the events of “Enter: Marauder”, the Mercs are soon arrived to Megalopolis)
Hunter: I have good news, guys! We'll be arrived soon at Megalopolis!
Shinobu: Sounds great, but...How will we land?
Hunter: Err...
Kayorei: ...
Hunter: I knew I forgot something.
Stardust: We're gonna CRASH!
(And so, the Marauder hit the ground in quite a rude way. Luckily, it was out of the town, so no major buildings were damaged in the process. The statement doesn't truly apply to the battleship's residents, however.)
Falling star: Ouch...
Iga: Next time you drive that thing, Hunter, I want to see your license!
Hunter: *sighs* Anyways, (activates a screen on the main monitor), what are the damages to the boat?
Crew Joe (on the screen): Very minor, sir. However, some pieces will need a revision.
Hunter: You heard the bot, guys. We'll need to find a mechanic.
Iga: If I remember well, there's the right shop on Hoggan's Alley. We should go and have a look.
Stardust: Stop it now! I didn't escape death only to buy motor pieces! I want to have a day off!
Falling star: Same here!
(Little did they know that 5 people are spying on them...)
“Raven”:Are you sure they are our targets?
“Sniper”: Almost. Now, if only you would give me these pictures the doctor gave us...
“Armored”: Ehhr...
“Sniper”: What now?
“BigArm”: Looks like Mr. Stupid forgot them.
“Knight”: I hereby claim that this way of act is dishonored for us.
“Raven”: Well, we can denate the bomb right now...
“Knight”: But what if they aren't the guys we are after?
“Sniper”: Shut up. I'm gonna denate it....NOW! *button is pressed*
(Back to the Mercs)
Hunter: Oh, all right. Do what you want, but remember: I want all of you here at 7 o'clock. Right?
The other Mercs: Right!
(The Marauder explodes and debris falls everywhere and one of them eventually smashed Mega Water, which killed him.)
Naoshi: Aw crap...Falling Star!
(Then all of the sudden, 5 mysterious figures jumps off of the buildings there were on and lands in front of the remaining 7Mercs.)
Kayorei: Who are you?!
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APRIL FOOLS!!! LOLOLOL
